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“Money doesn’t like noise. That’s why they don’t play music at the bank.” 
“When the weather is cold no woman is ugly” 
Don’t be discouraged. There are women out there who don’t care about your money, social status, penis, good looks or fame. You can find them at the cemetery. 
People who wear glasses but remove them when having sex, does it mean that they see only naked things?? 
According to Oxford research, an African boyfriend has more responsibility than a father of 3 in UK! 
The reason why other guys treat you better than your boyfriend is because they haven’t slept with you yet! 
In heaven there’s no pain or suffering, No football, no laughing, no alcohol, no sex. No sleeping, no Netflix. Just singing gospel & worship. Forever! “I can’t wait for you guys to come here” 
The only thing women want from men is attention, penis, bank cards, trust, compassion, penis, passwords, love, jokes, cash, orgasms, time, gifts, compliments, prayers, money and penis. That’s all you need to do better guys. They’re not asking for much! 
What is a wedding? “I’ts a gathering were 2 people are thinking about sex while the rest are thinking about food. 
Apart from deforestation soil erosion and poor infrastructure which of other factors preventing you from getting married?
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