Mugabe quotes about life hilarious.
Some girls be like “I can’t marry a broke guy” but your father is still owing the bride price. 
Most wives hate their husband’s friends. Most husbands love their wives friends. Men are generally nice people. 
Your boyfriend leaves you with unlocked phone & instead of transferring money from his account to yours, you start scrolling hos chats. My sister that’s why you’re poor. 
Be careful when they call you wife material. Some didn’t come to buy material but to cut material for sample! 
If a girl visits you with a black bra “Just know She’s ready to stay for one week * 
Once you are born in Africa life is automatically leading you 1-0. If you are not educated 2-0. If your parents don’t have money that’s 4-0. At this point you have are left with no option but to hustle everyday in order to equalize. 
Teach your daughter the importance of having their own money. So that they will choose men who show respect, not pay slip. 
Most ladies claim to love money more than sex. Surprisingly, they get pregnant instead of getting rich! 
Are you bored? Just go to unknown wedding and shout “I still love you” then wait for the drama 
In Africa we don’t change remote batteries. We slap the remote until the batteries behave. Africa my africa.
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