In a boat a rude tourist & a zulu guy were jus chilling. “Do you know biology, psychology & sociology? asked the tourist. The Zulu guy said No to all questions. Then the tourist said ” what hell do you know!” in a rude way.
After a while the boat started sinking, so the tourist started panicking and the Zulu guy asked the tourist ” do you know swimology and escapology from crocodiology!?. The tourist said no!
The Zulu guy then said well, now get firsthand experience in drownology as crocodiology will eat your assology and you will dieology because of your bad mouthology. Bye-ology!